Sniffing OxygenThursday, September 17, 20093:14PM - Yeah, I've not been posting as much as I should...Busy, busy... Often with non-interesting things, it has to be said, but busy, nonetheless. Friday, August 28, 20091:10PM - Well, now that we've solved global warming...and poverty, and cured cancer and got rid of telemarketing companies, we can start to worry about the important things in life. Like 'pornographic' sweetie wrappers. Tuesday, August 25, 200910:57AM - Food Fight.A history of American Foreign Policy, as represented by a war between various national dishes. Sunday, August 16, 20094:47PM - Neil GaimanSo, I'm going to the Edinburgh Book Festival on Wednesday to see Neil Gaiman, and I can't think of anything to say to him, should the opportunity arise. Well, technically I can, it's just I really don't think "So what's Amanda Palmer like in bed, then?" will go down too well. Does anybody have any suggestions? I'm tempted to ask him about Duran Duran, given that he wrote a book on them, but I doubt that would go down too well either... Thursday, July 23, 20092:04PM - Babes of the BNPVice magazine interviews three young, female BNP members, with hysterical results. Might be a little NSFW, there's some softcore/vaguely erotic modeling shots there, but not boobies or muff-shots. Be sure to read the follow-up interview as well. Friday, June 26, 20099:57AM - So, Michael Jackson, then.Assuming you haven't heard yet, which is pretty unlikely, he died last night, presumably of a heart attack. It's one of those 'where were you when you heard the news' moments. I was watching BBC News 24 with my mum. The newsreader said "And some breaking news about Michael Jackson", and I thought, "Oh God, what's he gone and done now..." Then they said he was on his way to hospital and I felt rather guilty. I wandered off for a bit and then got a text from Flea saying he was dead. Wednesday, June 17, 200911:17PM - Hey, Edinburgh People!I'm coming through to Edinburgh on Friday for an exam, and it'd be supremely Awesome to meet up with y'all. Plans are tentative at best, but probably involve being in the Auld Hoose from late afternoon onwards. Twould be cool if you could make it... Tuesday, June 16, 200910:43AM - What did you do at work today?I ran a Denial of Service attack on the Iranian Government. Read about it here. It's... remarkably straightforward. Just go here and click start. Tuesday, June 9, 20099:29AM - Well, this is an awesome.Monday, June 8, 200911:41PM - Did you see the Ashes to Ashes?Oh my fucking god. What an ending... That's all I'm saying... Wednesday, June 3, 20091:31PM - The Journal of Abnormal PsychologyToday, I am reminded me of the tale of one of the great mathematicians of the 19th Century- I believe it was Ada Lovelace, who heard the tale of the death of an ancient Greek Mathematician, whose name, to my infinite regret, I cannot recall. He was so deep in contemplation of a particular theorem that he didn't hear a soldier telling him to move, or even register that the soldier was about to kill him. Ada was so struck by the idea that something could be so fascinating as to render the matter of his immediate death so trivial, that she too chose to become a mathematician. That is almost how I feel watching this. Monday, May 11, 2009Tuesday, May 5, 20091:41PM - Happy Swine Flu Leaflet Day!Gosh, I'm so excited! Today's the day we get our Government Swine Flu Leaflets! I can't wait to read the section on correct handkerchief technique! It's such a special day! I can't wait for the Swine Flu Leaflet Day special edition of Top of the Pops, or the traditional SFL Day meal (scrambled eggs on toast, served with a piping hot mug of Lemsip*). And the presents- I can't wait to see the faces of my nearest and dearest as I give them their monogrammed handkerchiefs! Monday, April 27, 20091:21PM - Requiem for a hat.Those who know me well will know that, over the past 11 years or so, I'm rarely to be seen without my red and black striped hat, Stripesy. However, on Wednesday, Stripesy went missing- I got off the bus on Thursday and realised he wasn't in my pocket. I revisted everywhere I went since I last remembered having him asking everywhere, and... nothing. Sunday, April 19, 200910:38PM - Fuck. JG Ballard's died.The author of Empire of the Sun, Crash, Cocaine Nights, and The Atrocity Exhibition, amongst others. According to legend, when he tried to get one of his novels- Crash or the Atrocity Exhibition- published, he was simply told to 'seek psychiatric help'. Damn. Friday, April 10, 2009Wednesday, April 1, 20099:45AM - On Jackie SmithWell, the furore over our beloved Home Secretary, Jackie Smith keeps getting better and better. According to recent reports, the items she claimed expenses on include: Monday, March 9, 200910:24PM - Holy shit...Does this mean the end of rickrolling? Friday, March 6, 200910:21AM - Oh, Internets, how I love you...You keep giving me awesomes! Navigate: (Previous 20 entries) |
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